Interceptor Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 The off the beach multi hull world let out a howl of anguish on learning that Jason Buckland and Michael Scharf had decided to sell their 16sq's. Prospects brightened with rumours in the press that the boys have placed an order with Rosco for a 5.0. When interviewed recently (leaving the offices of a massive corporate sponsor [pub]) Bucko said "The 5.0 is the superior boat. With no centreboards we will have less to do, which means we can devote some time to tackling the big issues, such as child poverty and the drought. We intend to take cans of beer and rum with us to assist us to think clearly on those issues. Interviews for roller chicks will commence early in the new year." Bucko has secured a ride on a 5.0 at the Nationals recently acquired by new comer Scotty Jones. Southport Yacht Club will be (properly) represented by "big guns" Steve and Kerry on their new 5.0 "Fastway Couriers". Will the Neeskin Dynasty remain in power? Will Bucko be able to handle to horsepower of the mighty 5.0? Are the Guinea brothers gay? Be the first to know the answer to these questions, go to the Nationals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg W Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Dear Intercepter Methinks that thee hath gripped yourth willy either once too often or waaaay too firmly! Alternatively, you must be under the affluence of incohol. Selling a 16 Square!!!! Cheers Greg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interceptor Posted December 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Greg Under the weight of your merciless cross examination I have crumbled and must concede:- 1. I am a wanka; 2. I drink too much. Judging by the off water form of many present Nacra Champions I am destined for greatness, wouldn't you say Micky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leapin Leroy Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 It must be said that the 5.0 is a wonderful little boat for those with the right orientation... I will consider the purchase of same in the future, (once new born son is old enough) however, Bucko you missed the blue pill again... fancy getting out of your 16, tsk, tsk tsk... Good Luck man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacrabat2701 Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 One mans loss is another mans gain...Thanks bucko, I am looking forward to my transition to 16sq. How are the bruises from Sunday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interceptor Posted December 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Funny you should ask. Just before lunch I went up to Jan at the bar and asked for a Martini. She had never made one before and had to pull out the recipe book. She said "This is a fancy drink, this must be a special occasion. I'll make you a second, on the house!" to which I replied "No thanks, one should take the taste away." On a lighter note, Wozza got Rosco to tell me that I already know the answer to the third question. I can't be sure because he told me it was only the 7th time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leapin Leroy Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 Jason, I have also been reliably informed that it's not gay if you are out of sight of land... So, who's volunteering to be cabin boy on the next trip? LOL Can you feel the love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micky Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 aa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micky Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 jason, you are gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am just leaving thailand, if i had known earlier i could have tried to bring you back a boat boy or girl, or even a ka toy!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leapin Leroy Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 C'mon Micky, You know you love it! See you soon Bud.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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